From the blogger who told you first about Miley Cyrus 2009 fall tour, Ashley Tisdale appearing at the Grove, Six Flag stock falling 50 percent in 10 days and many more. Also informed you Radio Disney Hannah Montana 3 CD exclusive wasn’t so exclusive when songs had been on YouTube a week before the premier.
Turns out Disney will use the same moniker as Zack and Cody in its fourth season, “On Deck.” Except Hannah Montana won’t be on a boat.
Disney announced June 3 it was changing the setting for Hannah Montana’s fourth season.
Turns out Washington Nationals Major League Baseball team owner Ted Lerner and Manager Manny Acta realize the team is in last place of any major league team two years in a row, 2008 and 2009.
They blackmail Robbie Stewart (Billy Ray Cyrus) into having his daughter join the team – after all, she’s had a hit with everything she’s touched; why should baseball be any different?
Seems the manager and owner of the Nationals found it not hard to blackmail Robbie Stewart after finding this on Wikipedia: “From 1986–91, Cyrus was married to Cindy Smith, with whom he co-wrote the song "Wher'm I Gonna Live?" and "Some Gave All", which was featured on his 1992 album Some Gave All. On December 28, 1992, he married Leticia "Tish" Finley. Together they have three children, daughters Miley Ray (born Destiny Hope), Noah Lindsey, and son Braison Chance. He also has two adopted stepchildren, Trace (born 1989) (singer/guitarist for Metro Station) and Brandi (born 1987), and he also has one son from a previous relationship, Christopher Cody (born 1992). Cyrus adopted Brandi and Trace when they were young children.
“In a 2004 interview on ABC News: 'Primetime', Cyrus stated that daughter Miley (conceived with Finley) and son Cody (conceived with an unidentified woman) were both born in 1992, at which time Cyrus was unmarried, and that he and Finley secretly married on December 28, 1992.”
Follow Miley in her MLB antics as she steps up to the plate for Season four of Hannah Montana.
Would we lie to you? Who do you think we are, TMZ. TMZ posted this picture series of Jessica Simpson being covered up. Only one problem. Compare all three photos.
In the top photo there is a woman with a multi-colored top to Jessica’s right. In the second picture the multi-color suit turns yellow. Then in the third picture it turns black, while in the third picture, the woman on Jessica’s left has her bathing suit top untied. Why didn’t TMZ get a picture of her fixing Jessica that way?
So, no, if TMZ wouldn’t lie to you, this site would never fabricate or fantasize. Oops, poor choice of connections – Jessica Simpson and fantasize.
In an effort to keep up as her fans age, Disney announced today it is taking a new spin with “Hannah Montana – 18, Legal and Dangerous,” the sequel to 2008’s #1 box office hit, Hannah Montana Movie.
The Mouse announced “Girls Gone Wild” owner Joe Francis will direct the next Montana epic for a PG-13 audience.
“Hannah Montana – 18, Legal and Dangerous” is set to begin filming at Disney World, Orlando in late 2009.
In 2010, the year the Republicans hope to regain seats in the House and Senate, followers of the evil and sinister Rush Limbaugh kidnap Sasha and Malia Obama, making it look like Somalia pirates and Afghan terrorists united to get at the U.S.
Limbaugh’s plan is to destroy the nation by recruiting every idiot throughout the country in his diabolical plot. That was most of the nation, especially those who follow American Idol and Lost on television. For some reason, the entire population of Canada and Mexico joined Limbaugh – perfect foils for Limbaugh’s minions.
Enter the hero of the nation, Oprah Winfrey. Secretly she had been training the nation’s top music talent for two years. She was inspired by the Jonas Brothers’ video, “Burnin’ Up,” which she saw on YouTube.
Secretly she had Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers train first with David Carradine (who starred in the Jonas Brothers video), then CIA, FBI and Al Sharpton’s body guards. The hard part was keeping it off TMZ.
In order to draw out Limbaugh’s Idiots, Oprah arranges to have Miley’s 21st birthday party at Disney World in the summer of 2010. Oprah knew the national media was too stupid to realize Miley had only turned 17 the previous December. After all, in 2008 they bought the fact that Miley had her 16th birthday party at Disneyland four months before she actually turned 16.
There’s the usual rock movie chase scene in Disney World, similar to a Monkees TV show or KISS meets the Phantom of the Park.
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger makes an appearance in the movie – after all, he is running for California Senator Barbara Boxer’s seat. He is the Republican front runner for it.
The movie ends with Hannah throwing one of Wonder Woman’s truth lassos when Sasha and Malia are found at a nearby wax museum and freeing the First Children. Unfortunately the family dog, Bo, loses his life in the battle. The final scene is the family getting a new canine and naming it Chuck after the recently deceased Chuck Berry. The pooch is a gift from America’s oldest teenager, Dick Clark.
